I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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