just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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