i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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