i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
porn star boner night. come get it.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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