If i come over, it means nothing
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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