At least make sure they are 18
Why
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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