Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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