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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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