fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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