i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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