weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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