Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Randomize
