Where did you get a picture of my penis
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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