Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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