I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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