i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
