I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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