Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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