Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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