We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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