There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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