if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
