margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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