How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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