So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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