I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Randomize
