I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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