This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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