I accidentally burped into my bong.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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