Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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