i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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