So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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