All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Randomize
