Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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