I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
accomplished twins. life is a go
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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