She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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