I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
He is an equal opportunity slut.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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