i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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