that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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