I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Drunk is a universal language darling
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