his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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