C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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