I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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