I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
why do cheetos always look like penises
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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