i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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