doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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