Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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