Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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