so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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