Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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