when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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