We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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