He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Even my vagina gasped.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
The adults are the big ones right?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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