onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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