Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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